206 Feet Tall
by the First Grade students of St. Joseph School
If I were 206 feet tall,
I would probably fall,
Because my friends were so small!
I could bounce my ball on the top of my roof.
My steps would break a telephone booth.
I would have to crawl to fit in the hall,
So I can't go to school because I'm too tall!
I couldn’t fit inside my car,
Now I can’t go very far!
I cannot telephone my mother;
I cannot wrestle with my brother;
I cannot hold these tiny phones;
I’m so afraid I’ll break his bones.
I’m up all night; I don’t fit in bed.
I don’t fit in my seat so I can’t get fed.
I can see a hundred miles;
I can see people’s smiles,
When they see how tall I am.
They all call me Giant Sam!